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London and Cardiff

Robin Ince’s pioneering variety night that mashes together science, comedy, music and much more returns once again.
The Cosmic Shambles Network is once again excited to invite you to join Robin and a plethora of special guests ready to spread their curiosity and creativity in everything from astronomy to art, poetry to primatology, robotics to ragtime and anything and everything else in between! Special guests will be announced closer to the date and, as tradition dictates, there’ll be a few surprises too!ver the course of those shows we had 68 different speakers and performers take the stage, 30 of them making their Nine Lessons debut. One of the things we love most about Nine Lessons is being about to bring new people to the Shambles audience, and a new audience to them, each and every year.

December 9th
CARDIFF, GLEE CLUB

December 18th, 19th and 20th (Evening Shows)

& December 20th Family Matinee
LONDON, KINGS PLACE

LINEUPS

All shows hosted by

Robin Ince

WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 9TH – CARDIFF

And many more to be announced (and not announced…)

THURSDAY DECEMBER 18TH – LONDON

And many more to be announced (and not announced…)

FRIDAY DECEMBER 19TH – LONDON

And many more to be announced (and not announced…)

SATURDAY DECEMBER 20TH (MATINEE) – LONDON

And many more to be announced (and not announced…)

SATURDAY DECEMBER 20TH (EVENING) – LONDON

And many more to be announced (and not announced…)

As ever, all profits will go to charity and there will be a foodbank collection at each show. This chosen charity is the UNICEF Gaza Appeal as well as our charity partner Two Wheels for Life.

If you want to find out more about the history of shows be sure to watch our new free feature length documentary, Curious People: An Incomplete History of Nine Lessons and Compendium.

Putting on shows like Nine Lessons every year takes a lot of work and that wouldn’t be possible without your support throughout the year on Patreon. Sign up today!